my favorite band before i started listening to them:let's play nineteen shows in your city twice a year in a location right next to your house well would you look at that we only charge two dollars for the concert tickets
my favorite band now:let's tour on the other side of the world for three years and never tour in your city again in fact let's not even tour in your state oh hey look change of plans we're gonna tour in a perfect venue right in your city by the way the tickets are 600 dollars hahahahahahahahahahaha