Reblog if you've been told you have a nice ass.
i wish i had friends who were good at math
le-ashleyyyy: and would show me how to do it….
Lady Gaga came as a man, Nicki Minaj came as Lady...
first day of college tomorrow!
3 classes woo
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: Oh my god, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL, HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
everyone is at college,
and I’m just here, chillin. I start tmrw. ugh lol