pizzaforpresident: sambushmintv: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami Babooshka means grandma in Russian, you dumb fuck. I’m crying
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
think-healthier-thoughts: I like wearing dresses because pants are dumb.
areyouthe—light: A Thousand Years-...
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
I’m really tired of being sick I threw up at work today :((( my boyfriend is bringing me jello :)
b-arakitten: do you ever hear a lyric and just go ‘well that’s gonna be tattooed on me one day’
tupacvevo: i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...– Charles Bukowski (via dealll)
cokeflow: compulsives: Feeling full is the worst feeling ever possibly you obviously haven’t been possessed by a demon check your fucking privileged
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