April 2013
pizzaforpresident: sambushmintv: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami Babooshka means grandma in Russian, you dumb fuck. I’m crying
Apr 21st
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soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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March 2013
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February 2013
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worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
Feb 18th
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thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
Feb 18th
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think-healthier-thoughts: I like wearing dresses because pants are dumb.
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Listenareyouthe—light: A Thousand Years-...
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Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Feb 18th
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I’m really tired of being sick I threw up at work today :((( my boyfriend is bringing me jello :)
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b-arakitten: do you ever hear a lyric and just go ‘well that’s gonna be tattooed on me one day’
Feb 18th
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tupacvevo: i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
Feb 18th
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“Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...”
– Charles Bukowski   (via dealll)
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cokeflow: compulsives: Feeling full is the worst feeling ever possibly you obviously haven’t been possessed by a demon check your fucking privileged 
Feb 18th
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Listen WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY...
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