April 2013
pizzaforpresident:
sambushmintv:
pizzaforpresident:
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
Babooshka means grandma in Russian, you dumb fuck.
I’m crying
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
March 2013
February 2013
worship-the-emenator-because-she:
sluttytobias:
sluttytobias:
what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
think-healthier-thoughts:
I like wearing dresses because pants are dumb.
areyouthe—light:
A Thousand Years-...
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
I’m really tired of being sick I threw up at work today :(((
my boyfriend is bringing me jello :)
b-arakitten:
do you ever hear a lyric and just go ‘well that’s gonna be tattooed on me one day’
tupacvevo:
i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
“Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...”
– Charles Bukowski (via dealll)
cokeflow:
compulsives:
Feeling full is the worst feeling ever possibly
you obviously haven’t been possessed by a demon check your fucking privileged
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